Black Moon Mercenaries

Greetings vaqueros! Today we'll be looking at this unit of ork nobz in mega-armour I've painted for an up-coming gaming event.

Monopose Skeletons!

Greetings vaqueros. Today I'm going to be talking to you about a serious matter - the Skeleton Agenda.

Forest Goblin Scouts

Greetings vaqueros! Today I'll be showing you some forest goblin archers I've painted up to be scouts for my Dragon Rampant forces.

Oriental Ogres

Greetings vaqueros! Today I'm showing you a trio of oriental themed ogres from the Jes Goodwin C-series range, that I've painted up for my Dragon Rampant project.

Mordheim Ogre

Greetings vaqueros! Today I'm going to show you this Marauder Ogre Hero I have painted up for my Mordheim Marienburger warband.

Wilhelm Hasburg

Greetings vaqueros! Today I'm showing you my last finished miniature from last year, a present from a fellow Scale Creep in our WiPster Kris Kringle - Wilhelm Hasburg, warrior priest of Sigmar!

The Sphincter Beast

Greetings vaqueros! Today we're delving deep into the slimy, gaping horror of the sphincter beast!

The Boom Wagon

Greetings vaqueros! Today I have a very special post for you, as in between bouts of naked HeroQuest and pondering the deeper meanings and consequences of HeroCults, I've been assembling and painting my very first professionally cast and produced model kit, the Boom Wagon, now on sale from Ramshackle Games.

ARTQ: It Came Upon a Midnight Fear: An Advanced Rogue Trader Quest Battle Report

Season's greetings vaqueros, and welcome to a very special edition of the Funky Wenis Rodeo. Today we are sampling the game of Advanced Heroquest, a headstrong and complicated brew, but with a lemony sci-fi twist, making a delightful cocktail of carnage, shuriken fire and space vampires from another dimension. Prepare yourself for...

WARHAMMER 40k 2nd ED BATTLE REPORT: COVENANT OF TERROR

Greetings once again vaqueros - today we continue the adventures of the Squat Heavy Industrialist's Union, as seen on such famous blogs as Leadplague and Lead or Alive.  The Industrialists made planetfall on the outlying resource planet of Cubos IV after brokering a sweet deal from the planetary governor to mine resources in a war-blasted portion of the primary continent in the southern hemisphere. Little did they think they would encounter the likes of orks in their mission to mine, but there are far worse things than orks out there in the galaxy. Prepare yourself for:

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For better photos of incredibly painted Genestealers and others, go to Cult of the Four Armed Emperor.

FACTIOUS WASTE: Playtesting an up-coming game from Oakbound.

My good friend Fimm McCool has asked me to help playtest his up-coming dystopian skirmish based narrative driven miniatures game about recycling responsibly. The name of the game is Factious Waste and it's the first time in my life I can say i've been genuinely excited about sorting trash. Joining me in testing the game was Count von Bruno, who brought his Necromunda Eshers along to kick some butt and take some PET plastic.

Click HERE if you like evil space Dorfs and things that brillig in the slithy toves. Gyring and gymboling optional.

 Come with me now vaqueros and experience life in the Outlands... you will never look at WOOD the same way again.*

DEATHRACE 40,000 - the First Playtest

Hold onto your wenises (weni?) vaqueros, it's time for...

The original game title 'Super Happy Adventure Race' didn't test well with the target demographic

The Pure: The Untold Story of Chaz Elliott's Snakemen

Welcome to the Rodeo, vaquero. Now grab my wenis and come for a spin...

The Pure: The Untold Story of Chaz Elliott's Snakemen

This illustration from The Lost and the Damned supplement for Warhammer Fantasy Battles 3rd Edition shows a four-armed snakeman joining a legion of man-beasts on what appears to be a door-to-door charity cookie sale.