ARTQ: It Came Upon a Midnight Fear: An Advanced Rogue Trader Quest Battle Report

Season's greetings vaqueros, and welcome to a very special edition of the Funky Wenis Rodeo. Today we are sampling the game of Advanced Heroquest, a headstrong and complicated brew, but with a lemony sci-fi twist, making a delightful cocktail of carnage, shuriken fire and space vampires from another dimension. Prepare yourself for...

WARHAMMER 40k 2nd ED BATTLE REPORT: COVENANT OF TERROR

Greetings once again vaqueros - today we continue the adventures of the Squat Heavy Industrialist's Union, as seen on such famous blogs as Leadplague and Lead or Alive.  The Industrialists made planetfall on the outlying resource planet of Cubos IV after brokering a sweet deal from the planetary governor to mine resources in a war-blasted portion of the primary continent in the southern hemisphere. Little did they think they would encounter the likes of orks in their mission to mine, but there are far worse things than orks out there in the galaxy. Prepare yourself for:

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HEROHAMMER BATTLE REPORT: The Fields of Deception

Today vaqueros, we're going to turn the clocks back to a strange era, a time know as the mid 90's. Amidst all the grunge, techno and greasy long hair emerged an edition of Warhammer that is much maligned by those who see it as the antithesis of a proper wargame with it's overpowered characters, simplified rules and magic system that relies on a veritable avalanche of spell and power cards to work - and it is much loved by some for those self-same reasons. Come now on a journey that is laden with guilty pleasure, like a battered, deep-fried Adriano Zumbo pieburger dipped in chocolate. See what happens when three good friends, with three nicely painted armies, come together for one big battle. Come and witness the might of...

THE FIELDS OF DECEPTION